The genesis: I’ve been thinking about live blogging as a form for some months (years?), and I’ve been thinking about food for my entire life. Live blogging. Food. Food. Live blogging. Food. mmm …
There was, of course, a lot of other miscellany in between, but in the interest of (my) attention span, let’s fast forward to the realization that the only live blogging events I’ve ever been interested in are about food or food-related events — i.e. Gawker’s live blogging of the opening of the Whole Foods on Houston and Bowery, or the first live-blogged restaurant review by a real critic. So tonight I decided, let’s order some take-out and do this thing:
WHAT: Bacon cheeseburger, medium rare, to-go
WHERE: Veselka Restaurant, 144 2nd Avenue at E. 9th Street, 212.228.9682
WHY: It’s been named the best, or among of the best, burgers in New York City by such burger aficionados as Josh Ozersky, editor of The Feedbag (see RSS at right) also formerly of NY Mag’s Grub Street blog, and also Nick Solares of Beef Aficionado, who also blogs for A Hamburger Today.
8:07 p. Order from the take-out register at Veselka. Scan the side options (fries/home fries/potato salad) and opt for the later.
8:08 p. Misread the sides, doh! To order some starch is apparently “deluxe”, aka an extra $1.75. I reorder burger solo. Fork over $10.02.
8:14 p. I walk out the door, briskly. I’m always wary about taking burgers to-go, nothing’s worse than a cold burger/damp soggy bun/cheese that has melted and then re-solidified into some oozing awkward shape.
8:20 p. Home. Tear into the white paper bag that I’ve been catching bacony-cheesey wiffs of from all the way home. First thought: holy shit that’s big. (Insert wry dirty joke here, I did.) Nearly fills the entire girth space of the circular to-go container.

8:25 p. inspection
8:21 p. First inspection of burger. Holy shit that’s big (yes, again). Huh. No L/T/O. Well I guess that’s how Velseka rolls. Doctor up with a pair of ketchup packets. First bite. … Executive decision: A burger this big needs a little roughage. Dive into fridge for lettuce mix, bit of red onion. Ahhh much better.
8:25 p. WTF, I haven’t even made a dent. Good burger though, passes inspection. Wide, evenly formed patty. Nibbling at the meat around the sides to taste “just” the beef. Nice char. A bun that can take care of business. Pink inside, yum.
8:30 p. Still haven’t made a dent. Wondering if I’m going to be able to manhandle (womanhandle?) this burger or if it’s going to get the best of me. Damn I need a beer. (more…)